(no longer) The Northernmost Jew

Guess what!!!! I can quit my job! Apparently there is some guy from the Sudan who had to leave his country due to political problems and he left behind a fortune. He can not get it (I did not really understand why) but as an American I can. All I have to do is pay a few little fees, and the government will turn over the account worth billions in US dollars and he will give me 20% of the account. I’m set for life. (Boy, am I lucky that out of all the Americans with e-mail he specifically chose me to contact!) Goodby working world! Next post is from a beach in Hawaii. I won’t even care if I get sand in my laptop since I plan to get a new laptop every day.