Monday, October 10, 2005

32. Stuffed germs!!!

This has nothing to do with Deering, but is too amusing to not share.

I got a catalogue for science teachers. Included is stuffed germs / bugs / viri / whatever. .
They would make great stocking stuffers for Christmas. Give someone a stuffed plague! Give your kids mono! Send your ex an HIV!

Throw the rhinovirus at someone and say "Catch a cold!"

The bedbug is the cutest. The ulcer, syphillis, ebola, and the louse are also sort of cute.

That IS cute!

I get good vibes from syphilis, bad vibes from gonorrhea. Cuddle up with Streptococcus pyogenes (Necrotizing fasciitis), which has its own knife and fork for a bedtime snack.

Too bad one can't buy stock in that company. They will be in Anchorage January 21-25 for the American Association of Physics Teachers National Meeting. Maybe someone will send you some free samples.

I can't believe that I could say that syphilis gives me good vibes. Wow!!
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